How To Make a Killing...

A hilarious article, through and through...

"Even if it’s true, which I doubt, that the people who bother to “get the news from poems” die better deaths than, say, their local Cadillac dealers, no one will believe it. Not with poets everywhere hanging themselves, sticking their heads in gas ovens, drinking themselves to death. At this point most people take a miserable death as the mark of the poet."

... You need not even be a fan of poetry to chuckle. Try it, you'll like it!