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Migawd, but this Wall Street Journal op/ed essay is hilarious!
"... My point is that I hate Apple. I hate that I irrationally crave their products, I hate their emotional control over my entire family, I hate the time I waste trying to make iTunes work, I hate how they manipulate my desires, I hate their closed systems, I hate Steve Jobs's black turtlenecks, and I hate that they call their store employees Geniuses which, as far as I can tell, is actually true. My point is that I wish I had bought stock in Apple five years ago when I first started hating them. But I hate them more every day, which is a positive sign for investing, so I'll probably buy some shares."
Who knew Scott Adams (Dilbert) is so funny? :-)
-- David M Gordon / The Deipnosophist
"... My point is that I hate Apple. I hate that I irrationally crave their products, I hate their emotional control over my entire family, I hate the time I waste trying to make iTunes work, I hate how they manipulate my desires, I hate their closed systems, I hate Steve Jobs's black turtlenecks, and I hate that they call their store employees Geniuses which, as far as I can tell, is actually true. My point is that I wish I had bought stock in Apple five years ago when I first started hating them. But I hate them more every day, which is a positive sign for investing, so I'll probably buy some shares."
Who knew Scott Adams (Dilbert) is so funny? :-)
-- David M Gordon / The Deipnosophist
Labels: Cartoons, Humanities, Laughs, Market analyses
posted by David M Gordon | 5:11 PM
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